Three items of business:
1. It's JBallz birthday. It's a crappy day for a birthday because it's also...
2. Pack-out day. Ugh, movers give me hives.
3. I have made a new word. Bruisenesia.
Bruisenesia (brooz-nee-zhuh) - noun. A complete loss of memory about one's bruise or bruises.
Related Words: blackout, memory loss, contusion, spousal abuse while asleep?, drugging by spouse?, suspicious.
Example: I counted nineteen bruises on my body this morning and I have bruisenesia. So I blamed it on Phil.
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Don't rule out the fast food/last food panic consumption! As you know, as a person gets closer to countdown and the stress goes up, like squeezing in that last latte or eggnog milkshake, there is a tendency to start pushing slow people out of the way in line because there is so much on your to do list and all slow people are messing with that timeline. Sometimes they push back a little - ergo, bruising. And then banging into the counter at the front while focussed that the order is just right, because it feels like a last meal. Ergo: bruising. And banging the doors open with elbows, arms, thighs because your hands are fully occupied with carrying your last meals of pleasure. You will have no qualms of bumping people out of your way too to keep that schedule -- packers are coming...Ergo, bruises. It can get ugly, let me warn you. Just don't get tasered in the process of getting every last 'to do' off your list. Those leave big bruises. A friend told me.
A big Happy Birthday to Mr. J! -- That and with packers coming that makes a perfect reason to go out to eat for another 'last bite'. -- just saying, it has the potential to work to your advantage ;)
Don't blame Phil, blame State! I blame them for every zit, headache, and mosquito bite I get.
Happy Birthday, JBallz!
hahahahaha, i totally have bruisenesia.
so cute.
i love your blog.
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